Stand-up comic Vir Das shares a few laughs on men and women. Men aren't scared of commitment. In fact, we love it so much that we want to commit to many women!

At any given point, a man is thinking:
a) Absolutely nothing.
b) About cold beer and naked women.
c) Hoping his girl isn't expecting him to come up with a genuine thought.

It's easy to make a woman laugh. Depends on whether your clothes are on or off.

The perfect woman is one who can read Shakespeare, balance figures at work, come home and watch Austin Powers or a Kung Fu movie...

Emotional stability is the most overrated thing about men. We are very insecure but can't let on that we are. Men are like unopened cola bottles.

We hate feminine products running amok over the bathroom counter just as much as the idea of saving your most important conversation for the five seconds before we fall asleep!

I've never been much of a connoisseur of porn. It reminds me exactly how unavailable women are!

Men make good chefs because they haven't been pressured by society to be good cooks!

Women love chocolates! And men love watching a woman enjoy her chocolate.

We love it when a woman wears something special for us.

Men are men. We want women. We'll take anything we can get.