Adnan Sami rolls out some wicked tunes like never before...

1 The problem with men is that even if they have her, they don’t end up appreciating the perfect woman. Men are always looking for more. When it comes to desire, men want it all! We are greedy, and we’re never satisfied with what we have. You see, men come with a manufacturer’s defect that makes them traverse the entire field — and still not be satisfied.

2 Men are very easy when it comes to lust. Yeah, we have lots of it! It’s one of those few qualities that we have in infinite quantities.

3 I’m not huge on fetishes, and I don’t think men are generally too fussy about fetishes. We’re not demanding people — we’ll take the cold, hot, straight from the oven, yesterday’s remains, whatever!

4 A man’s ‘funny’ bone lies in his willy, because the amount of jokes that exist about it are amazingly creative. And we laugh them all off!

5 A man’s willy is also the dumbest genius that you can ever come across — because it has a mind of its own, it reacts to things that normally one wouldn’t, and sometimes it suddenly says, ‘Oh, I’m awake! But I wasn’t supposed to be awake!’ It’s a force to contend with.

6 I guess men are just dumb and easy, because when it comes to a woman having to woo us, she just has to show up. And we’re instantly won over!

7 Do I prefer the good woman or the bad woman? I prefer any woman. I prefer them all.

8 A woman’s G-spot is exactly where it is popularly known to be. A man is one giant G-spot!

9 A man is most vulnerable when he’s truly in love with a woman. That’s the time he should wear lots of stickers saying ‘Fragile: Handle with care’!

10 Yes, women are the stronger sex because they have the undebatable ability to withstand the maximum amount of pain. Men get a stomach ache and think the world has come to an end!

11 If I could be a woman for a day, I’d be Eve with the apple. And make damn sure that Adam never ate it!

12 My thoughts on sex? Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

13 Women always make men work for them — as in, really work to win them. They’re really demanding when it comes to wooing. And we, as men, love it!

14 A man can never lech without a woman inviting it. It’s like this: If there are some bad men in this world, there are some good men as well. Similarly, if there are some good women out there, there are some bad ones as well. It takes two to tango!

15 The first thing I look at in a woman are her hands, because I’m a pianist. Then at her character, in the sense of whether she truly is what she portrays herself to be. Thereafter, sexy lingerie would really round things up!

If a woman goes in for sexy lingerie, it’s a turn-on from the point of view that she’s putting in an effort, rather than, ‘Here, take me as I am’. You know with lingerie, she’s really workin’ it!

16 The ego is not a phenomenon limited to the male gender. There are also women out there with e-g-o-s!

17 Marriage is like a legal contract that binds two people together. So women should realise that even if their man is upto any mischief, eventually he has to come back to the nest.

Adnan Sami spoke to Farhad J Dadyburjor