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What A Pain!

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Jerry
Pinto wrestles and punches his way through PT class!
Looking
back, Wocka must have been mad.
He believed that the only way you
could become a man was to endure physical pain. He also believed that he was in
charge of making a gang of 12-year-olds into men.
"Form pairs," he
would scream, his red face going redder. "Look him in the eye. Now...
SLAP."
It wasn't fun, physical training. Until then, PT period, as we knew
it, meant "Dance like a happy butterfly, you pests, dance" and 'kho-kho'. No one
knew that from Std V onwards, it was going to mean pain. Our first class with
him and we found out.
Wocka began. "Now come up here one by one and
hit me."
We lined up, almost giggling with anticipation. We would hit
him. We would hit him all right.
"Above the belt and only punches,"
he reminded us. We stopped giggling. We hit him and then he hit us back.
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But by the third class, we
found out that there was more to Wocka than just learning to take pain. PT
period went into the school grounds. An area was marked off. It was a square
patch of red earth. By the side of it was a spade and several other hand tools.
Every evening after school, we were supposed to get there and water
the ground, then we were supposed to turn it over, with the tools while the
older boys laboured with the spade. Wocka himself arrived with earthworms every
day, more and more earthworms from some cornucopia of the wriggling
hermaphrodites, which we only knew as the friend of the farmer.
"Dig, dig, water, water," he would shout, sowing earthworms from his
plastic bag, scattering them liberally everywhere, prodding at the limp ones
with a broad forefinger until they were gone, either buried or forced into
action.
One evening, we found Wocka oiling the earth, carefully
mixing the surface layer with handfuls of mustard oil. No one knew what he was
doing. But he was hunkered down and oiling the ground.
Three months
later, I lay in that patch, the sun blinding me, the sweat burning my eyes, my
ears aching from so much pulling, my arms limp, the breath crushed out of me. I
had lasted all of 30 seconds, if that much, at my first bout.
I had
done what I could. I had surprised my mother by demands for milk and almonds. I
had tried drinking eggs raw and thrown up. I tried eating ghee. But to no avail.
From the moment Batli, a boy of the same mass as me but with almost twice the
acceleration, stepped into the ring, his body gleaming with oil, a predatory
smile playing above his prognathous jaw, I knew I was done for. I was.
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