Signs you've become a nauseating couple - Femina

1. No one refers to you as two people any more. In fact, do you? Whether it's movie plans or a night on the town, it's always "call Nikhil-Nina" or "can Sanju-Shweta make it?" Two adjoining seats in the restaurant or in the car are always reserved for the sweet couple. Doesn't seem like cause for worry? Read on...
2. You're so joined-at-the-hip (or lip?) that you probably can't find a single photo of you that doesn't have him or her in the same frame. Sure, there are other people in the photo but even a stranger could spot who the lovey-dovey twosome is in the crowd. Ask one.
3. No one gifts you anything that doesn't come in a 'his and hers' set. So now you own heart-shaped mugs that fit into each other, sets of his-n-hers pens, watches, towels too if you're living together. Return that matching underwear set - that's taking things too far!
4. The ultimate label: You are the living reincarnation of heroic lovers - Romeo and Juliet, Arthur and Guinevere, et al. If your friends aren't into classical literature, then you're probably Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck or Aniston and Pitt (before they split, of course!)
5. Better still, you are called cute names, like 'porn couple' for instance. Makes you wonder just how public your exploits have become. You know you've gone too far with your public displays of affection when the people who earlier cheered you now either turn away or pretend they don't know you. In fact, if you didn't have your eyes closed, you might notice some strangers get up and walk away too!
6. Have you noticed your emails? The 'couple jokes' you receive in your inbox are not so funny anymore. Look closer - is that the two of you being described as 'the perfect couple' in the joke that grows the reddest tomatoes in their garden by making out in front of them?
On a night out with the girls, you say you simply must reach home before 10 because the "love of your life" cannot sleep without kissing you good night.
7. You sign cards and gifts with both your names, even when the person you are gifting has never heard of your man.
8. Your best friend never ever sees you alone any more. In fact, she has stopped telling you anything about her life because of course, whatever you know, your boyfriend must know! Isn't that what sharing is all about?
9. You never miss an opportunity to set your single friends up with someone. After all, if they are not in a relationship for over a year now, they should be over the moon that you care enough!